Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Steve Austin Needs an Upgrade

Remember when $6 million dollars seemed like a lot of money? Steve Austin was a man barely alive and it took a whole $6 million to put him back together. We should have an army of bionic men and women by now if the going price is that cheap. The Red Sox just spent $51.1 million for the rights to negotiate with Matsuzaka. That money goes directly to his team in Japan, and given that his contract is probably going to be in at least the $12-14 million dollar a year range, The Red Sox are looking at a figure approaching if not exceeding $100 million dollars. Couldn't they just get a bunch of bionic men for that money. I mean even given inflation, A Steve Austin would cost what? $20-30 million? Maybe $40 million. I think the money is better spent on half-man, half-machine super beings. But then again, that's just me.

Congratulations go out to the Red Sox. Hopefully they don't have another "fat, pussy toad" on their hands.



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